The more you hold, the worse the roast.
Your trading pattern looks like a drunk person trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded. 🤦♂️
I've seen better portfolio management in a game of Russian Roulette. 🎲
Your HODL strategy is like keeping a pet rock and expecting it to fetch. 🪨
Even my calculator has better trading instincts than you. 📱
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